Piazza Retires

The writers of Still Orange and Black want to tip our caps to the great career of Mike Piazza. He hit his share of bombs off us as both a Dodger and a Met (probably not as a Marlin), but the numbers speak for themselves - and we can respect that. Piazza is the all-time home run leader at the catcher position, and he holds the distinction of knowing Roger Clemens had 'roid rage before everyone else. Now Piazza can return to being a full-time sex symbol, while denying rumors of his homosexuality.